We are Excited… Zen Out

Alt for youI tend to read a lot of PR and marketing output for my job as an industry writer. I tend also to get rather uptight about the amount of psycho-dynamic language used to inspire me to jot a few words on the site. So, here’s my challenge to you…

Read the following without entering a blissful state of utter non-excitement. I’ll be adding to the list as soon as I can calm down. I am also excited to receive any additions that you might want to make in the comments.

Enjoy!

“We are excited to announce that membership to the Adobe Creative Cloud…”
“We are excited to announce the local availability of the HTC EVO 3D…”
“We are excited to announce the launch of the new DreamSpark …”
“Cloud Technology Solutions are excited to announce that in the true nature of a company on the climb, we are expanding…”
“BioWare and LucasArts are excited to announce that the new global launch date for Star Wars™: The Old Republic™…”
“The Convoy of Hope Interns are excited to host a complimentary screening of “Live 58, the Film…”
“We are excited to announce the Galaxy Nexus Challenge…”
“We are excited to announce CrossLoop Home!!”
“We are excited to announce that RightsFlow has been acquired by Google!”
“We are excited to announce the Benton/Bryant Spring event dates!”
“We are excited to announce that next month we will join Last. fm for their last acoustic session of 2011…”
“We are excited to announce that we have relocated to a chic new studio space! ”
“We are excited to Announce the Mr. Gay World USA Competition …”
“We are excited to announce our new iPad app “Wild Dolphins …”
“We are excited to announce that we’re hosting a webinar on Email’s Role in the 2012 Elections…”
“We are excited to announce the successful launch of VesselSat2, enabling ORBCOMM’s satellite AIS service to provide complete global…”
“We are excited to announce several recent staffing changes in Human Resources…”
“Weta, HarperCollins and Moulinsart are excited to announce a breakthrough book app for The Art of The Adventures of Tintin”
“We are excited to announce that Dinamo Azari & Alixander III will be taking to the BBC Radio 1 decks for 2 hours…”
“G13 Gallery: We are excited to announce that we are expanding!”
“We are excited to announce a new practitioner, Rose Paisley, ND …”
“We are excited to announce that R-Garden Inc. and Youngevity have just announced a Joint Venture arrangement…”
“We are excited to announce the launch of The Duchy’s Vintage Party…”

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