I know it’s not open yet but this made me laugh inside with tears of organisational desperation at the inability to place a single, simple page saying, “Not yet, idiot, we said 1pm” or something more polite yet as effective.
In between reading Submission to the Leveson Inquiry from Alastair Campbell and House of Lords Select Committee on Communications Minutes of Evidence: Alastair Campbell, I needed a break so I turned to my email.
Being a member (yes, full member) of the Labour Party and therefore entitled to vote in the Leadership farce, sorry, race, I had received a email from Iain McNicol. Iain’s a young man, compared to me, but is General Secretary of the Labour Party so I fished his email from the Junk folder that my computer had decided it belonged in, and I read it.
Smashing! Not 1pm yet. Let’s load up the page and get ready.
Given that I think that all conspiracy theorists are in the thrall of Lizard People, I can only imagine that this fits snugly into the ‘Cock-Up’ theory of history. Let’s see what happens at 1pm.